when people insult lord of the rings in front of me
I was expecting Who Let the Dogs Out or something like that but oh my god this is so much better.
This is more amusing than it should be.
I have no interest in one night stands.
I have no interest in 6 month stands.
I have no interest in love made for movie screens.
I want for someone to take my body and soul,
and spend the rest of their life with me.
I want another human to fall asleep next to me
tomorrow and the next day and an eternity after that.
Someone who I wake up next to and never have wonder if they are going to leave.
The Black Keys / Fever